pop-phucking-punk:

TWY.

awgaskarth:

have u ever fucked up real bad using a new roll of toilet paper so it gets all ripped n weird and you all of a sudden have a moment of self reflection because man has literally walked on the moon and u cant even unroll some ass tissue

(via coldcoffffee)

 547797
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

(Source: peterfromtexas, via troyesivanufeel)

andsinceweare:

Me at parties
 33547
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via troyesivanufeel)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
 92422
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:

can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

(via goddamn-phonies)

 307693
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

iwillseduceyouwithmyinsanity:

gingersmind:

bsheaffer:

higgsbr0son:

caughtinthelens:

image

im done

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

This takes the cake.

(via goddamn-phonies)

iwillseduceyouwithmyinsanity:

gingersmind:

bsheaffer:

higgsbr0son:

caughtinthelens:




im done

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

This takes the cake.

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

(via goddamn-phonies)

 264288
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

find-greatness:

This is never not funny

(Source: gifyourass, via goddamn-phonies)

 21845
19 Apr 14 at 9 am

d0ntletjackdrive:

alexalltime5sos:

I thought it would be nice to bring back some of my favourite tweets from the glorious Nothing Personal era

ur welcome for the beautiful edits that took me so long to make

#nothingpersonal

(via returnt0the-barakave)